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Hub has mild hydrophobia. That means he mislikes water deep enough to easily drown in. I said easily for all you smart asses that would otherwise point out about how you can drown in a ice tea urn. No, we're talking water deep enough so that you can't see the bottom. But he doesn't recall any near-drowning experiences. I am told I was found at the bottom of a pond once, so you'd think I'd have hydrophobia, but I don't; I fear blood-sucking invertebrates. Yet I don't recall any especially unpleasant experiences with them. Take that, psychology!

Pastrami is the best thing in the world ever.

Scratch that, Little Debbie cupcakes are the best thing in the world ever.

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Okay, you get a peek into my sense of humor; from Brunching Shuttlecock's book of ratings, my favorites. Oh, I'm doing this on my break. Yeah.

( teh rating funney )

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French Erotic Film: not as good as Veloso's Yatta video, but close!

BTW, does anyone know what 'Opblaascrocodil' means? I assume something about a crocodile.