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[austin_tycho]

Hub has mild hydrophobia. That means he mislikes water deep enough to easily drown in. I said easily for all you smart asses that would otherwise point out about how you can drown in a ice tea urn. No, we're talking water deep enough so that you can't see the bottom. But he doesn't recall any near-drowning experiences. I am told I was found at the bottom of a pond once, so you'd think I'd have hydrophobia, but I don't; I fear blood-sucking invertebrates. Yet I don't recall any especially unpleasant experiences with them. Take that, psychology!

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Scratch that, Little Debbie cupcakes are the best thing in the world ever.

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[fulguritus.livejournal.com]

maybe he died in deep water in a past life.

[todfox.livejournal.com]

I almost drowned in a bathtub once but have no fear of water of bathtubs.