There is a turd on our roof. On the second floor in the master bedroom, a large window looks out into the treetops, and there's a bit of overhang right beneath the window. I sit by this window when I want to connect with nature but don't want to go outside for some reason (usually, since it's Texas, the reason is because it's too goddamn hot). So, right under the window where I sit, is a turd. It looks like it came from a cat- it's pretty freaking large. Why would a cat do this?!