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[austin_tycho]

Yeah, I saw you at my door. I wasn't expecting anyone, so when you knocked I looked through the peephole. Who the heck are you? You and your friend are dressed in nice white business shirts, and you had a crew cut. I ain't interested. Cute, how you knew I was looking at you through the peephole and waved. Damn, I've been busted. Too bad, no sale. When I want to find another religion, I'll go looking. Piss off.

On the other hand, this gave me a good chuckle today. I think they've exceeded their bandwidth, but check it out tomorrow if you get a chance.

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would this be bad?

[starcrossedlady.livejournal.com]

i'm considering making a sign to put on top of a box, saying something to the effect of,

"I thank you for the concern for my eternal soul... but it is fine and happy where it is. If you absolutely feel like you must leave something explaining your particular way to eternal joy, please leave it in the box. Doris needs the reading material."

of course, I don't have to mention that Doris is the hamster... :D

Re: would this be bad?

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

Aaahahahahahahahahahaaa! I don't mind reading the stuff, and I was disappointed that they didn't stuff a tract in my door. I just don't want to argue with them about it. It's like that old saying goes, if someone comes up to you and wants to 'share' their religion with you, rarely do they want you to share yours with them.

Re: would this be bad?

[starcrossedlady.livejournal.com]

:::Grin::: oh, I know. wouldn't it be nice, if for once, they can listen instead of clinging to their personal brand of the one way,truth, and life?

Of course, I always liked this way of dealing with the door evanvelist... http://www.flindersclubs.asn.au/pagan/humour/otherpeople.html

Re: would this be bad?

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

*snork* That Oberon, he's a pistol. I've always liked that essay. :)