So, we're all moved into the new building and have our fancy new phones. I got one of the first trainings, so it was awhile ago, and it was very early in the morning, and I don't really remember any of it. We have these fairly cryptic cheat sheets, and I'm trying to decide if they are useful or not. I think I've only accidentally hung up on 2 people today!
I didn't get a fancy window near my cubicle like some people I know, but I did get one that backs up to a wall that has a door that leads to a room that has become the ghostly realm of forgotten chairs, sort of like the isle of misfit toys but with less singing. And no cool lion ruler.
I've decorated as much as I think I will this go-around. I still haven't brought in my big mirror, which I don't need anymore and am not sure where I'd put if I did have it. I also left my pothos ivy at home where the cats are slowly eating away at it. I was going to put it on top of my bookshelfy thing, but we just got an email asking not to do that because it obscures the supervisor's ability to see if anyone has put up the red cup of cluelessness that we are supposed to raise to signal a supervisor if we make the phones asplode or something. I am ready to defy this, because a) I am in a corner of the room where chances are vanishingly small that anyone would be trying to see the rest of the room from here, and b) I was not given a red cup of cluelessness, doubtless because it is obvious to all that I know everything.
I didn't get a fancy window near my cubicle like some people I know, but I did get one that backs up to a wall that has a door that leads to a room that has become the ghostly realm of forgotten chairs, sort of like the isle of misfit toys but with less singing. And no cool lion ruler.
I've decorated as much as I think I will this go-around. I still haven't brought in my big mirror, which I don't need anymore and am not sure where I'd put if I did have it. I also left my pothos ivy at home where the cats are slowly eating away at it. I was going to put it on top of my bookshelfy thing, but we just got an email asking not to do that because it obscures the supervisor's ability to see if anyone has put up the red cup of cluelessness that we are supposed to raise to signal a supervisor if we make the phones asplode or something. I am ready to defy this, because a) I am in a corner of the room where chances are vanishingly small that anyone would be trying to see the rest of the room from here, and b) I was not given a red cup of cluelessness, doubtless because it is obvious to all that I know everything.