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[austin_tycho]

Well, crap. The pool is green. Rivers should be green, but swimming pools should not. So, I go about twiddling with machinery and dumping noxious chemicals to remove all the life.

You know, I always dreamed of having a pool, but I never realized how much it would pit me against nature. I want to retroactively revise my life-long wish: I want a river.

I promise to share...