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More jokes! They are from this thread, but I just pulled out the ones I think are really funny to show you what a dorky sense of humor I have. :)
A rabbi, a priest, a cowboy, a duck, and a string walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
*****
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave it to her.
*****
A neutron walks into a bar and asks.
"How much for a gin and tonic?"
"For you?", answers the bartender, "no charge."
*****
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
Phillip Glass.
*****
To be or not to be... that is the Question...
A: No, that's the answer. The question is: "what's the square root of 4b squared?"
*****
Tee hee!
A rabbi, a priest, a cowboy, a duck, and a string walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
*****
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave it to her.
*****
A neutron walks into a bar and asks.
"How much for a gin and tonic?"
"For you?", answers the bartender, "no charge."
*****
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
Phillip Glass.
*****
To be or not to be... that is the Question...
A: No, that's the answer. The question is: "what's the square root of 4b squared?"
*****
Tee hee!
