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The Media Player Oracle
Put your music player of choice on shuffle and answer the following questions with the names of tracks that play.
Q: What do you think of me, media player?
A: Forget Me Nots- Patrice Rushen (it seems to want to remember me... that's probably a good sign)
Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: Lady Marmelade- Labelle (that's the one with "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" in it; so either I'll have a fulfilling love life or be a hooker. Maybe both.)
Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: Be Still My Beating Heart- Sting (kind of depressing, actually)
Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: Touch of Grey- Grateful Dead (huh... 'I will get by, I will survive'?)
Q: What should I do with my life?
A: (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes- Elvis Costello ('I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused'?)
Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A: Spirit Voices- Chakra Chants by Jonathan Goldman (the one that goes with the throat chakra... hmm)
Q: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A: Legacy- Synergy, from the Cosmos soundtrack (an instrumental)
Q: Will I die happy?
A: Elected- Alice Cooper (okay, you're just messing with me now, iTunes)
Q: Can you give me some advice?
A: Stand Up (For It)- Dave Matthews Band
Q: What do you think happiness is?
A: Little Boxes- Malvina Reynolds ('little boxes on the hillside... and they all look just the same'...?)
Q: What's my favorite fetish?
A: Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World- Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole (oookay...)
Put your music player of choice on shuffle and answer the following questions with the names of tracks that play.
Q: What do you think of me, media player?
A: Forget Me Nots- Patrice Rushen (it seems to want to remember me... that's probably a good sign)
Q: Will I have a happy life?
A: Lady Marmelade- Labelle (that's the one with "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" in it; so either I'll have a fulfilling love life or be a hooker. Maybe both.)
Q: What do my friends really think of me?
A: Be Still My Beating Heart- Sting (kind of depressing, actually)
Q: Do people secretly lust after me?
A: Touch of Grey- Grateful Dead (huh... 'I will get by, I will survive'?)
Q: What should I do with my life?
A: (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes- Elvis Costello ('I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused'?)
Q: Why must life be so full of pain?
A: Spirit Voices- Chakra Chants by Jonathan Goldman (the one that goes with the throat chakra... hmm)
Q: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
A: Legacy- Synergy, from the Cosmos soundtrack (an instrumental)
Q: Will I die happy?
A: Elected- Alice Cooper (okay, you're just messing with me now, iTunes)
Q: Can you give me some advice?
A: Stand Up (For It)- Dave Matthews Band
Q: What do you think happiness is?
A: Little Boxes- Malvina Reynolds ('little boxes on the hillside... and they all look just the same'...?)
Q: What's my favorite fetish?
A: Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World- Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole (oookay...)
