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[austin_tycho]

Alrighty, this has got to be some of the most bizarre stuff I have ever read. I have found out that Lowry's seasoned salt is Satanic. Literally. *shakes head*

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[takarosa.livejournal.com]

That kind of stuff just blows my mind.

::refusing to rant::

Unfortunately, my youngest daughter is involved with some fanatics along these lines. It's taxing to try and be rational when you want to get emotional.

[yansa.livejournal.com]

Now that you have read or heard all the "milk" sermons all your life, you are about to read the real "meat" of Christianity.

Ah, misty watercolor memories...

(Their version of what to say to the demons was different, though. I was always taught to say "In the name of Jesus Christ, demon, get thee hence!", and that only *those* exact words would work... because everyone knows that demons only understand King James English. ;) But yeah.)

The idea of depression and anxiety as demonic possession... that did a lot to make 5th grade a lot less fun than it could've been. "Why can't I get rid of these demons, when nobody else has any problems like this?" "Their faith is stronger. Try harder." Welcome to 1100 A.D...

--yansa!

[yansa.livejournal.com]

I just read some more, and... those folks are even stranger than I used to be.

Yikes.

:o

--yansa!

[takarosa.livejournal.com]

So, there's hope? Mind if I ask what made you...uhm...leave those ways behind?

[theshadowsouled.livejournal.com]

You never knew that? I mean, that' s how we MAKE it! Ground up demons flavor foods well. (Don't ask what we do with angels)

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

See, no one clues me in on this stuff, I have to find it on a website (which makes it true). Any other common knowledge anyone want to astound me with?