(no subject)

[austin_tycho]

This article on the site called 'And They Lived Happily Ever After' that I took a jab at last week starts off with the sentence "Everything a woman values most in life can be directly attributed to her husband's penis."

This got hub and I into an interesting discussion, as one might imagine. So this poll is for the dudes. If you had to choose between having a penis and losing enough IQ points to lower it to, say, 80... or losing Little [Your Name] and keeping your current intelligence level, which would you choose? Rather than say someone points a gun to your head and makes you chose, which is typical in these scenarios but so unpleasant, let's say you will get a million dollars if you make the choice.

[Poll #554661]

I've talked to my 2 best male friends, and got one who wants his wang and the other who wants his intelligence intact. It seemed like a good thing to poll. If you want to elaborate, feel free to comment.

Comments

[todfox.livejournal.com]

I can satisfy a sexual partner without a penis, and receive sensual and possibly even sexual satisfaction without one -- I have had an orgasm without touching my penis so it is possible that enough brain wiring would remain and could be made to fire without one.

yup

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

According to the American Cancer Society, it is still possible to reach orgasm even after a total penectomy.

[theshadowsouled.livejournal.com]

After careful thought and discussion with my girls I've decided that penis is the answer any male *should* give.

If you're smart without a penis you're much more likely to be unhappy than if you're stupid and possess a penis.

Whereas if THEY were picking for me they'd pick intelligence. Because they can always get another penis. However they agree that if they were me they thing that keeping the penis is the smarter moove.

Brains are there mostly to make you unhappy. Peni are there to make you happy.

[hippiedreambox.livejournal.com]

The Wee Willy Wonka, por favor! The intelligence (such that it was) was lost about 8,643,954 forty-ounce twist-offs ago.