So I'm talking to this old lady, and I have my report, but she wants to ramble. The elderly ones, I feel like letting them talk, why not. They seem to appreciate having anyone who will listen to them. This one was textbook senile dementia, the poor thing. She just kind of went on and on about the same things, with her dumb as a bucket of buttholes cracker daughter in the background yelling "Tell her about the lawyer!" and other useless advice. I eventually decide it's time to move on so I give the "I'm gonna hang up now" message so that she can start to wind down the conversation. Among other things, she tells me "You're so kind. I hope you pray for me. I can just tell that you're a Christian woman. You'll pray for me won't you? Pray hard!" My response that works for a lot of things, including this- "I'll sure see what I can do." What makes that funnier was that I was taking the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' quiz during the conversation. I got a 74%. I guess I passed; go me!