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"Mommy, why does it smell like ass outside?"
"Well, sweetie, it's because the nice landscapers at Mommy's job decided to lay down a whole lot of fertilizer that's made up of ground up skunks who've had perms and dysentery and who smoked cigars and ate anchovies."
"Oh. When will the bad smell go away?"
"I don't know, baby. I just don't know."
"Well, sweetie, it's because the nice landscapers at Mommy's job decided to lay down a whole lot of fertilizer that's made up of ground up skunks who've had perms and dysentery and who smoked cigars and ate anchovies."
"Oh. When will the bad smell go away?"
"I don't know, baby. I just don't know."
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Date: Feb. 18th, 2005 09:14 am (UTC)From:Perhaps it's time to bring nosegays back into fashion? At least for today, maybe.
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Date: Feb. 18th, 2005 10:47 pm (UTC)From:I think they were trying to encourage people not to go outside.
It worked as far as I was concerned. It even made me think twice about leaving.