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takarosa for the peppermint oil, and the lip balm too (which is deliciously zesty and stuff).
Now, a warning to my friends because I love you all.
Do *not* assume that a lack of immediate tingling on your lover's naughty bits when you apply said peppermint oil is a signal to 'slather more of that stuff on.' Or a sign that you need to massage it in more, um, vigorously. Or, for the love of God, both. The sight of your lover jumping up and down and fanning his/her bits vigorously with his/her hand and making odd noises may sound funny. Okay, so it is funny, sort of, but the funny is tempered with dread that you've broken your lover's naughty bits and you don't get to play with them for awhile.
So, be warned. Patience is rewarded, you cracked-out instant gratification junkie.
takarosa for the peppermint oil, and the lip balm too (which is deliciously zesty and stuff). Now, a warning to my friends because I love you all.
Do *not* assume that a lack of immediate tingling on your lover's naughty bits when you apply said peppermint oil is a signal to 'slather more of that stuff on.' Or a sign that you need to massage it in more, um, vigorously. Or, for the love of God, both. The sight of your lover jumping up and down and fanning his/her bits vigorously with his/her hand and making odd noises may sound funny. Okay, so it is funny, sort of, but the funny is tempered with dread that you've broken your lover's naughty bits and you don't get to play with them for awhile.
So, be warned. Patience is rewarded, you cracked-out instant gratification junkie.
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Date: Jul. 29th, 2004 02:23 pm (UTC)From:Poor things! *trying hard not to giggle*
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Date: Jul. 30th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)From:Good idea: swigging it around in your mouth and swallowing before oral sex
Bad idea: direct application
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Date: Jul. 30th, 2004 11:20 pm (UTC)From:A certain redheaded ex of mine discovered that wanking with a bit of $MENTHOL_SPORTSRUB made things that much nicer.
He passed the tip on to his two-years-younger brother.
Said brother, being one of the following:
a) an idiot
b) not versed in things minty
c) both
proceeded to slick up with a GREAT BIG GOB of it.
Evidently the results were somewhat more painful than advertised. My ex mocked his little brother mightily.