Amusing D&D moments from last night...
A party of good characters tries to figure out the most ethical way to cope with a 'scroll for Protection from Good':
"Let's change all the letters we can (f to p, etc.) then give it to someone and see what happens when they read it."
"You'd end up with some weird effect like "Protection from Purple"
A wyvern picks up my character, the elven druid, since he appears to be the lightest member of the party and starts to fly away with him. The sorceress tries to think of a way to use one of her new spells:
"I'll cast grease on the druid so he'll be too slippery to hold on to!" ...and it almost worked, too.
A party of good characters tries to figure out the most ethical way to cope with a 'scroll for Protection from Good':
"Let's change all the letters we can (f to p, etc.) then give it to someone and see what happens when they read it."
"You'd end up with some weird effect like "Protection from Purple"
A wyvern picks up my character, the elven druid, since he appears to be the lightest member of the party and starts to fly away with him. The sorceress tries to think of a way to use one of her new spells:
"I'll cast grease on the druid so he'll be too slippery to hold on to!" ...and it almost worked, too.