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[austin_tycho]

Man, stupid cramps. Will be glad when this is behind me. I should be sleeping, fuckitall.

Bowie is purring and bonking me repeatedly.

Good morning!

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your magical powers will be at a peak in the
coming days. Reading people's minds will be the least of what you're
capable of. I wouldn't be shocked if you were able to concoct love potions
in your kitchen, get useful tips from the spirits of the dead, or control the
weather in your vicinity. Given the fact that you'll be able to accomplish
wonders I can't even imagine, I'm reluctant to make a suggestion. Who am
I to give advice to a potential superhero? But I feel it's my duty to let you
know that the very best use of your magical powers will be as follows: to
help those in need, to fight for justice and freedom, and to conjure up
miraculous sex.

Comments

[the-weeb.livejournal.com]

I hope you're able to get lots of miraculous sex before your surgery since you won't be getting any for a while after.

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can have all the sex I want after 2 days, so long as it's not of the stuffing something in the vagina variety. I'm sure we'll come up with something. ;)

[octos.livejournal.com]

SEX!