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Didn't sleep well last night, feel like dookie today. It happens. I woke up around 4am for no reason, then at 6am from cramps, took some drugs, and slept very lightly until my alarm woke me up- so I vividly remember the end of the dream I was having which was hella-weird.
It started with me in mail armor carrying a naked woman over my shoulder.
The set-up was that hub and I had an agency where we were hired to teach people lessons about how they had succumbed to one of the seven deadly sins (a concept I don't buy into at all, BTW). People would hire us to go and knock someone who was full of pride off their horse or whatever and we had these elaborate set-ups that helped us accomplish this. We had been hired by someone to show a very wealthy man that he had a big problem with greed. So somehow hub was dressed up or polymorphed or somehow was a big golden dragon, and I was the knight that rescued the fair maiden (played completely unwillingly by the man's trophy wife/girlfriend) from the dragon. We had accomplished our task (I have no idea how) and I was carrying this woman into his mansion. I remember having this thick chain mail on, and some sort of surcoat that was red and white. I had a shiny longsword in my left hand, and she was draped over my right shoulder, head hanging down my back with my arm wrapped around her legs.
She was complaining loudly that I was carrying her and squirming around, and I was afraid if she kept squirming, I would drop her. I couldn't use both hands to hold her because I had the sword in my other hand. So I blew a puff of air onto her butt (which was right by my face) to get her attention (like you do with a naughty cat) and told her to quit squirming, I would put her down as soon as I could. She was highly offended by this and tried to pinch me, but couldn't get through the mail. So she started shrieking insults in my ear, mainly focused on how ugly I was. I yelled over her at hub and said "are we done here? I want to get paid and get home." I was slightly amused that the trophy g/f kept trying to hurt me but couldn't, but I was more irritated that she wasn't grateful that we had just done this great service to help her boyfriend (I sensed he was off meditating somewhere after having the great epiphany that he'd been being a jerk about his money) and she didn't seem to appreciate it.
Hub was still in golden dragon form but said "yeah, we're done here" so I plopped trophy g/f down on a recliner of some sort. She continued shrieking insults about my appearance and how it compared unfavorably to hers, and I said "sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson about vanity while we're at it" [is that even one of the 7 deadlies?]. She had black hair and I could tell she would normally have been very pretty when she wasn't all screamy, but I just felt sorry for her. I got the feeling that any attempt to point out her flaw would fall on deaf ears and she wasn't a paying customer anyway, so hub and I left.
It started with me in mail armor carrying a naked woman over my shoulder.
The set-up was that hub and I had an agency where we were hired to teach people lessons about how they had succumbed to one of the seven deadly sins (a concept I don't buy into at all, BTW). People would hire us to go and knock someone who was full of pride off their horse or whatever and we had these elaborate set-ups that helped us accomplish this. We had been hired by someone to show a very wealthy man that he had a big problem with greed. So somehow hub was dressed up or polymorphed or somehow was a big golden dragon, and I was the knight that rescued the fair maiden (played completely unwillingly by the man's trophy wife/girlfriend) from the dragon. We had accomplished our task (I have no idea how) and I was carrying this woman into his mansion. I remember having this thick chain mail on, and some sort of surcoat that was red and white. I had a shiny longsword in my left hand, and she was draped over my right shoulder, head hanging down my back with my arm wrapped around her legs.
She was complaining loudly that I was carrying her and squirming around, and I was afraid if she kept squirming, I would drop her. I couldn't use both hands to hold her because I had the sword in my other hand. So I blew a puff of air onto her butt (which was right by my face) to get her attention (like you do with a naughty cat) and told her to quit squirming, I would put her down as soon as I could. She was highly offended by this and tried to pinch me, but couldn't get through the mail. So she started shrieking insults in my ear, mainly focused on how ugly I was. I yelled over her at hub and said "are we done here? I want to get paid and get home." I was slightly amused that the trophy g/f kept trying to hurt me but couldn't, but I was more irritated that she wasn't grateful that we had just done this great service to help her boyfriend (I sensed he was off meditating somewhere after having the great epiphany that he'd been being a jerk about his money) and she didn't seem to appreciate it.
Hub was still in golden dragon form but said "yeah, we're done here" so I plopped trophy g/f down on a recliner of some sort. She continued shrieking insults about my appearance and how it compared unfavorably to hers, and I said "sounds like someone needs to learn a lesson about vanity while we're at it" [is that even one of the 7 deadlies?]. She had black hair and I could tell she would normally have been very pretty when she wasn't all screamy, but I just felt sorry for her. I got the feeling that any attempt to point out her flaw would fall on deaf ears and she wasn't a paying customer anyway, so hub and I left.
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Re: Drug induced dreams
Date: Jun. 14th, 2004 12:48 pm (UTC)From:Damien
Re: Drug induced dreams
Date: Jun. 14th, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)From:I'm usually pretty good at figuring out the meaning of dreams, even if it's just 'you're stressed, stupid.' But this one was so complex, and seemed like it would have been about sex (nekkid chick) but didn't feel the slightest bit erotic. I'm thinking the agency idea is because we've been watching all these 'Angel' episodes, but the seven dealy sins? WTF? It was kind of cool that hub was a gold dragon, because as everyone knows who plays D&D, those are the coolest ones.