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New Religion Creation
'New Age Text'
From the most minty regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Carl Sagan, bringing to you the wisdom and fiefdom of the lost city of Austin. To usher in the New Age of cranberries you must heed my words and dodge slowly. The time is soon when the space chariots of our galactic cousins will return and our collective frangrantness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the duodenum chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd cloaca shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner hand axe. We must feel the inner hand axe, become the inner hand axe, squirt it as though it was a leafcutter ant. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Rex, always says 'The true form of a teething ring is actually a low-carb nose flute , but enlightenment is like a ponderous dingus on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no palm frond or anti-palm frond, only one great and omnipresent air vent.
New Religion Creation
'New Age Text'
From the most minty regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Carl Sagan, bringing to you the wisdom and fiefdom of the lost city of Austin. To usher in the New Age of cranberries you must heed my words and dodge slowly. The time is soon when the space chariots of our galactic cousins will return and our collective frangrantness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the duodenum chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd cloaca shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner hand axe. We must feel the inner hand axe, become the inner hand axe, squirt it as though it was a leafcutter ant. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Rex, always says 'The true form of a teething ring is actually a low-carb nose flute , but enlightenment is like a ponderous dingus on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no palm frond or anti-palm frond, only one great and omnipresent air vent.
