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[austin_tycho]

Mom was supposed to be here by now. We have an appointment in another town at noon, and if she showed up this second we'd probably not make it. I hope she shows up soon.



So far, I have never:
( ) been drunk
( ) smoked pot
( ) done other illicit drugs (cocaine, X, ect...)
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
(x) been to Ireland
( ) been out of the United States
( ) flown on a plane
(x) jumped out of a plane
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) had an STD
( ) had anal sex
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
( ) had oral sex
( ) had sex in public
( ) had sex outside
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(x) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) been in a bar fight
(x) been to a swingers bar
(x) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up (sexually)
( ) tied someone up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
(x) pissed on someone else
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) celebrated Mardi-Gras in Galveston
(x) been to Europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) had a friend "with benefits"
( ) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
( ) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children