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Oh, I do so love these SDMB stories...
I shit on my father in law
I thought about posting this under one of the "Most embarrassing moments" threads, or perhaps under one of the "Stupid things you've done" threads. However I don't think they really capture the essence of this story and so I decided to start my own thread to highlight it's depravity.
Here goes. *sigh* It was Saturday afternoon and my father in law came over to help me install a sink (along with appropriate plumbing and drain) in the basement. In order to do this I needed to cut off the old ABS pipe and gooseneck with a hacksaw so we could fit on the new plumbing. So, after much work, I clasped in my hands a gooseneck pipe full of the most disgusting, downright awful mixture of sludge, shit, and miscellaneous unidentifiable biohazardous material I had ever beheld. This crap smelled worse than any other like-size volume of fecal matter or bodily waste I had ever experienced. Truly nasty. The father in law advised me to dump it in the toilet and then throw away the gooseneck. So I carried the gooseneck upstairs being careful to hold it in an upright position to ensure that not a drop is spilled. I took a left down the hallway, opened the door to the bathroom, and dumped the liquid-sin down the toilet.
I must pause and cringe for a moment as I recollect the pure idiocy that next transpired. My IQ must have dropped to single digit numbers in the space of 5 minutes... for I, I... I flushed the toilet!
Still not realizing the extent of my nefarious deed I started to leave the bathroom when I heard my mother in law running up the stairs yelling "Who flushed the toilet!".
*blood drains from Grims face*
Oh shit!
Yes indeedy. It was a direct hit. Gravity worked perfectly well at my house. The shit behaved according to the laws of physics, traveled down the length of pipe, into the basement, and into my FIL's waiting arms.
Anyone want me to do some plumbing on your house? :D
I shit on my father in law
I thought about posting this under one of the "Most embarrassing moments" threads, or perhaps under one of the "Stupid things you've done" threads. However I don't think they really capture the essence of this story and so I decided to start my own thread to highlight it's depravity.
Here goes. *sigh* It was Saturday afternoon and my father in law came over to help me install a sink (along with appropriate plumbing and drain) in the basement. In order to do this I needed to cut off the old ABS pipe and gooseneck with a hacksaw so we could fit on the new plumbing. So, after much work, I clasped in my hands a gooseneck pipe full of the most disgusting, downright awful mixture of sludge, shit, and miscellaneous unidentifiable biohazardous material I had ever beheld. This crap smelled worse than any other like-size volume of fecal matter or bodily waste I had ever experienced. Truly nasty. The father in law advised me to dump it in the toilet and then throw away the gooseneck. So I carried the gooseneck upstairs being careful to hold it in an upright position to ensure that not a drop is spilled. I took a left down the hallway, opened the door to the bathroom, and dumped the liquid-sin down the toilet.
I must pause and cringe for a moment as I recollect the pure idiocy that next transpired. My IQ must have dropped to single digit numbers in the space of 5 minutes... for I, I... I flushed the toilet!
Still not realizing the extent of my nefarious deed I started to leave the bathroom when I heard my mother in law running up the stairs yelling "Who flushed the toilet!".
*blood drains from Grims face*
Oh shit!
Yes indeedy. It was a direct hit. Gravity worked perfectly well at my house. The shit behaved according to the laws of physics, traveled down the length of pipe, into the basement, and into my FIL's waiting arms.
Anyone want me to do some plumbing on your house? :D
