austin_tycho | Saturday

Hub ran his first D&D campaign. It was more of an intro session to get us all used to playing. I was the only experienced player- Brö and Tom have only played a little 3rd Ed, and Bob'd never played at all. So it was 1st level characters wading through a bunch of 10x10 rooms with orcs sitting on treasure chests, so to speak. It was quite a lot of fun, actually. The map of the dungeon looked exactly like a uterus, though hub swears that was a coincidence. We ended in the right-handed ovary, from the woman's point of view and will pick it up in a couple of weeks.

As we pulled up, though, there was this lovely royal blue velvety love seat by the dumpster near Brö's apartment. I yelled 'I want that couch!' so we got out and examined it. It had some pet fur on it, but didn't smell funky nor could we find anything else immediately wrong with it. So down went the back seat, a little re-arranging, and the think is in the back of my van! As we were hauling it off, a cry came from somewhere else in the complex- "Couch Thief!" but I think it was a guy who we saw earlier who probably wanted the couch for himself. Too slow, baby! Hub's Fabreezed it and plumped it up and cleaned it off, and says it's a fine couch. Huzzah!