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Now the mosquito bites are drivning me crazy. I have about a thousand of them all over my considerable carcass. This sucks. I don't think I could reach all the places with calamine lotion, and even if I could I'd be at it all afternoon. They don't all itch at once; they've set up some unfathomable rotating schedule. So it's like this:

Upper-mid right thigh- itch for 20 seconds. Left side of breast- itch for 7 seconds. Mid right forearm- itch for 3 seconds. Somewhere on the back- itch for 16 seconds. Mid-right forearm again- itch for 9 seconds.

Et cetera. So I've popped some benadryl. That will show those *head smacks keyboard* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....