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Christopher Walken for President in 2008!

Too bad Snopes says it's a hoax. He probably has as much chance of winning as any of the other guys I've voted for in the last few years.

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Yes I am bored. Very, very bored. I hate all the callers today and I would like to go home. Bored, bored, bored.

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I'm a pretty pretty princess!

From the_weeb

You are a prince or princess of a magical realm. Everyone loves you. You never have to work (unless you want to) and you can do anything you like...

1. What is your magical mount (dragon? flying horse? giant eagle? etc.), what is his/her name and what color is he/she?
A snow leopard the size of a horse. His name is... oh... Dalton and he is snow-leopard colored; many shades of silver with silvery eyes. Oh, and he can fly.

2. What magical prince or princess powers do you have? Do you require a focusing object like a wand or ring and if so what does it look like?
A silver tiara with a blue gemstone that hangs right over my third eye... perhaps a sapphire or an iolite, but a clear blue and not at all murky. It's the bullshit-detector gem. I can use it to 'see' the truth. It also allows me to be telepathic. When I get drunk I use it to see what people look like with their clothes off, then feel bad about it later.

3. Where do you live and what does your castle look like? (Style, colors, materials etc.)
It's in a forest near a lake or a wide, swimmable river. It's appointed with a lot of light woods and mosaics and fountains. There are stained glass windows depicting mythological scenes in jewel tones. The bathtub is the size of a large hot tub, and the hot tub is the size of a small swimming pool.

4. What type of clothes do you normally wear (what are they made of? what colors and accessories do you prefer?)
Flowy silk numbers if I'm indoors, heavier gowns outside that I can still move around in. Jewel tones again- greens, blues, purples, the occasional burgundy. Tie-dye for doing the gardening.

5. Oh no! Your kingdom is in peril! Your quest is...
Use my bullshit-detecting powers do unravel a thorny political situation in the next kingdom where the people suspect that their leaders are holding the interests of rich corporations ahead of the people, but they are unable to sort through the thorny maze of obfuscation the leaders have surrounded themselves with.