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"Mommy, why does it smell like ass outside?"

"Well, sweetie, it's because the nice landscapers at Mommy's job decided to lay down a whole lot of fertilizer that's made up of ground up skunks who've had perms and dysentery and who smoked cigars and ate anchovies."

"Oh. When will the bad smell go away?"

"I don't know, baby. I just don't know."

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Oh, more weird dreams. This time about someone who was trying to prevent me from exposing his dirty business dealings by zapping me with a Taser. That sucked. I was able to get it away from him somehow and get him back with it, but mainly I remember a lot of struggling and being repeatedly electrocuted.