GWB speech margaritas

When you don't have tequila:

1 large can of frozen limeade
1/2 can Cruzan rum
1/4 can Damiana liquer
1/4 can brandy
(note: this equals one can)
dump in blender
add one large Star-Wars Darth Maul Pepsi cup full of ice
add a splash of blue curacao, because it's blue and I like blue

Blend until smooooov

drink your dismay away! I am.