Job haiku

My stats have at last
Meet bossman's expectations.
Whew! What a relief.

Mom is smoking pot!
Do I care? It's not abuse.
Tell it to the cops.

Nosy neighbor calls.
Information is sketchy.
Thanks for nothing, ma'am.

Sick old gal alone
Except for her seven cats.
This call is saddest.

The state motto is
'This is too simple; change it!'
Red tape with that, sir?

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Oh, I do so love these SDMB stories...

( I shit on my father in law )