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...because I managed to use my super-human witchy powers to convince Phil Gramm to not run next year.
Yes, it's true. Snapping Turtle-man (look at any picture of him! I dare you! He is Turtle-man!) announced today that he has decided not to run for re-election. Being Texan I really intensely dislike this fellow. I was visiting with some friends recently and someone mentioned something about what's-his-name, not Strom, the other guy... Jesse Helms. I was in the other room, and I had already heard about Jesse but I swear, I heard this person say Phil Gramm. I ran out bouncing up and down and said 'Phil Gramm is not gonna run? Hooray!' and whoever it was said 'naw, Jesse Helms.' I was heart-broken. I whined 'but I really haaaaaaaaaaaaate Phil Gramm. I really wish it was him.' (though really, Jesse is plenty bad too)
And then, voila!
So my towering will either forced Phil to decide not to run, or I'm pre-cognitive. Maybe this will make them listen to me now, mwahahahahahaaa. I'll show them, I'll show them all!
Yes, it's true. Snapping Turtle-man (look at any picture of him! I dare you! He is Turtle-man!) announced today that he has decided not to run for re-election. Being Texan I really intensely dislike this fellow. I was visiting with some friends recently and someone mentioned something about what's-his-name, not Strom, the other guy... Jesse Helms. I was in the other room, and I had already heard about Jesse but I swear, I heard this person say Phil Gramm. I ran out bouncing up and down and said 'Phil Gramm is not gonna run? Hooray!' and whoever it was said 'naw, Jesse Helms.' I was heart-broken. I whined 'but I really haaaaaaaaaaaaate Phil Gramm. I really wish it was him.' (though really, Jesse is plenty bad too)
And then, voila!
So my towering will either forced Phil to decide not to run, or I'm pre-cognitive. Maybe this will make them listen to me now, mwahahahahahaaa. I'll show them, I'll show them all!
