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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED DECEMBER 30, 1999

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Clip and save this preview of your fate in the coming years, Scorpio. Year 2000: You'll finally be able to stop trying to fill the holes in your soul through your obsessive search for the perfect relationship. 2001: Revolution! if you can only avoid the cheap thrills of masochism, you'll create the beautifully imperfect relationship you were made for. 2002: Leave your home country at least once, please. And leap oout of your standard grooves at least 52 times. 2003: You'll be ridiculously, extravagantly fertile. 2004: You'll laugh at the shock of becoming more and more popular. 2006: The signature fear that has always been your driving force will shrivel into irrelevance, leaving you with the freedom either to replace it with a new terror or else learn to motivate yourself without any angst at all.

Hmm... tied the knot in 2000 to a wonderfully imperfect man... 2001, began to learn what being married was about and how that works... 2002, visited another country (Mexico, but it's still not the US) for the first time... it seems things are looking up!