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A long, long quiz
do you/did you like high school?
Yeah, I liked it, quite a lot, actually. Sometimes I wish I could go back. I was one of the smartest kids in school, I excelled in band, choir and art, and I felt on top of the world.
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you?
Not personally, though I know Lisa Bonet and Burgess Meredith share the same date.
what word do you constantly misspell when typing?
I'm not that consistent.
do you have trees in your yard?
Why yes, several lovely live oaks.
do you like tim burton?
Don't know him. Do I like his stuff? I dunno, sure.
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own.
I own a bunch of pathetically vanilla socks.
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first?
Touch my goodies, then inflict them on my husband if he were game.
did you read fear street books?
I was born in 1967; I don't even know what those are.
how about sweet valley high?
After my time.
babysitter's club?
After my time.
the boxcar children?
OK, I'm old! I get it!
goosebumps?
*sob*
favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good)?
I graduated from high school in 1986, dammit.
did you watch are you afraid of the dark?
What?
did zeebo the clown scare you?
Who?
where do you vacation every summer?
I stay home. Home is nice, I like home.
do you like the beach?
Meh, I prefer the desert or the woods or just about any other natural setting.
do you tan or burn easily?
Burn, baby, burn- that's me.
do you make up your own words and lingo?
Yeah, but it's usually ripped off from movies or whatall.
do you eat lots of tv dinners?
Not since I married a chef. :D
favorite hot pocket flavor?
Bleh. Never was too fond of them.
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be?
Avoiding any political figures... hmm, either Madonna or Carrot Top.
how is life treating you?
I live in the USA, so I would feel like a jerk if I complained.
do people like you?
The ones that know me, sure.
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular?
I suppose a combination of conventional good looks, money, and charisma.
what do you wear the most?
Jeans and t-shirts.
are you using a pc or mac?
PC.
do you like chunky peanut butter?
Yeah.
what amazes you about the opposite sex?
Same as for my own, but in different ways- that they make things so hard on themselves.
favorite cereal?
Crunch Berries!
name a movie that makes you cry.
'The Lion King'
what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd?
Long hair. Well, most of my friends are on that page too, but it goes in and out of fashion.
is it true that only the good die young?
No.
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon?
I dunno, it involves a long explanation of what 'good is. I think I'm good. :)
do you live for today?
I try to, yeah.
how fast can you run?
I have no idea. Probably not very fast.
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers?
It's possible.
did they finish high school?
I think just about all of my friends did.
favorite 80's television show?
I really dug the Dennis Miller show when it was on network TV; I think that was the 80s.
were you even born in the 80's?
Spluh!
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word?
No, that does sound like fun though.
do you think little boys are horrendously ill-behaved?
Not anymore than little girls, I guess- I don't hang around a lot of kids though.
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car?
No.
name a villain in a movie that scared you when you were a kid.
I honestly can't recall a movie that scared me as a kid; maybe the alien in Alien.
have you seen the original Friday the Thirteenth?
Yeah.
the original chucky?
No, missed that one.
the original halloween?
Yeah.
what's your favorite channel?
A toss-up between Cartoon Network and the Sci-Fi Channel.
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table?
I just did this recently; I think 'ow' and 'fuck' came out.
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed?
Christ, I don't know. I'm not much of a jumper.
does it snow where you live?
No.
if yes, do you go sled riding?
What, in the ragweed pollen? No.
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled?
No, dammit!
do holidays make you festive?
Not particularly, though I'll have occasional flashes of festivity. I'm assuming you mean the commercial holidays- my pagan ones are a lot of fun.
magazines you subscribe to?
None. In the past- Astronomy, Rolling Stone, Green Egg...
do you read the supermarket tabloids?
Just if I'm in the check-out line by myself.
how do you treat people you are attracted to?
What a silly question; even if I treated them badly would I admit it?
what do you want for your birthday this year?
Tie-dye, stuff off my Amazon wish list, world peace.
have you ever egged or TP'ed somebody's house?
No.
has someone ever egged or TP'ed yours?
No.
do you still go trick or treating?
No.
have you ever worked in a supermarket or restaurant?
Yeah, both. I had a couple of checker girl jobs, and several waitress jobs in my early years of employment.
what color is your bedspread?
Is that the sheet (kinda purple-eggplant) or the comforter (medium blue with white stars)?
do your eyes change colors?
Yeah.
what color are they now?
I can't see them. Either green, blue, or grey with a bit of brown.
do you believe that we walked on the moon?
I think astronauts did, yeah.
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan?
Craptacular.
do you live by yourself?
Nope.
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher.
I really can't recall; probably your typical pseudo-dykish gym lady.
what was your first date like?
Nerve-wracking! It was a guy I worked with at McDonald's; that should tell you all you need to know.
did you go/are you going to the prom?
I went, yes. It was... unremarkable.
do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night?
Not because of their color; if I got nervous it would depend on where I was.
spit out a random song lyric for me.
And so the conversation turned, until the Sun went down...
who does the chores around your house?
We share. Isn't that nice?
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school?
Uh, no.
do you drive?
Yes.
has anyone ever called you a bitch?
Not to my face. Well, probably my brother when we were kids.
has anyone ever called you an asshole?
Same as above.
are you a bitch/asshole?
I'm sure I have my moments, but not generally.
what's your religion?
Wicca.
do you try to force it on other people?
Uh, no.
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they've been saved, yet you think that doesn't count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch?
Hmm, issues much? No.
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at?
What's the best preposition to end a sentence with? Probably Jeffrey's, though there are places I'd rather eat.
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax?
Yeah, when I was house sitting for a friend. I watched it. *shrug*
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX?
Boffing, though it's more slang than code. Know [him/her/them] Biblically, also.
do your clothes match?
Match what? Probably not.
what are you wearing right now?
Sorta sage-green jeans, a dark-blue Dave Matthews Band t-shirt, combat boots, wedding ring, pentacle necklace, small gold hoop earrings. Black socks. White undies with li'l blue flowers on them.
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes?
No. I was a klutz.
did you have a bike with a banana seat?
Yeah.
could you ride it?
Eventually.
have you lived in the same house your entire life?
Gods, no. We moved almost every year.
what's the weirdest thing you've lived next to?
Thing? I lived next to some Mormons, but they were not things.
do you think miss cleo is full of shit?
*shrug* Probably.
do you/did you like high school?
Yeah, I liked it, quite a lot, actually. Sometimes I wish I could go back. I was one of the smartest kids in school, I excelled in band, choir and art, and I felt on top of the world.
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you?
Not personally, though I know Lisa Bonet and Burgess Meredith share the same date.
what word do you constantly misspell when typing?
I'm not that consistent.
do you have trees in your yard?
Why yes, several lovely live oaks.
do you like tim burton?
Don't know him. Do I like his stuff? I dunno, sure.
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own.
I own a bunch of pathetically vanilla socks.
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first?
Touch my goodies, then inflict them on my husband if he were game.
did you read fear street books?
I was born in 1967; I don't even know what those are.
how about sweet valley high?
After my time.
babysitter's club?
After my time.
the boxcar children?
OK, I'm old! I get it!
goosebumps?
*sob*
favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good)?
I graduated from high school in 1986, dammit.
did you watch are you afraid of the dark?
What?
did zeebo the clown scare you?
Who?
where do you vacation every summer?
I stay home. Home is nice, I like home.
do you like the beach?
Meh, I prefer the desert or the woods or just about any other natural setting.
do you tan or burn easily?
Burn, baby, burn- that's me.
do you make up your own words and lingo?
Yeah, but it's usually ripped off from movies or whatall.
do you eat lots of tv dinners?
Not since I married a chef. :D
favorite hot pocket flavor?
Bleh. Never was too fond of them.
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be?
Avoiding any political figures... hmm, either Madonna or Carrot Top.
how is life treating you?
I live in the USA, so I would feel like a jerk if I complained.
do people like you?
The ones that know me, sure.
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular?
I suppose a combination of conventional good looks, money, and charisma.
what do you wear the most?
Jeans and t-shirts.
are you using a pc or mac?
PC.
do you like chunky peanut butter?
Yeah.
what amazes you about the opposite sex?
Same as for my own, but in different ways- that they make things so hard on themselves.
favorite cereal?
Crunch Berries!
name a movie that makes you cry.
'The Lion King'
what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd?
Long hair. Well, most of my friends are on that page too, but it goes in and out of fashion.
is it true that only the good die young?
No.
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon?
I dunno, it involves a long explanation of what 'good is. I think I'm good. :)
do you live for today?
I try to, yeah.
how fast can you run?
I have no idea. Probably not very fast.
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers?
It's possible.
did they finish high school?
I think just about all of my friends did.
favorite 80's television show?
I really dug the Dennis Miller show when it was on network TV; I think that was the 80s.
were you even born in the 80's?
Spluh!
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word?
No, that does sound like fun though.
do you think little boys are horrendously ill-behaved?
Not anymore than little girls, I guess- I don't hang around a lot of kids though.
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car?
No.
name a villain in a movie that scared you when you were a kid.
I honestly can't recall a movie that scared me as a kid; maybe the alien in Alien.
have you seen the original Friday the Thirteenth?
Yeah.
the original chucky?
No, missed that one.
the original halloween?
Yeah.
what's your favorite channel?
A toss-up between Cartoon Network and the Sci-Fi Channel.
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table?
I just did this recently; I think 'ow' and 'fuck' came out.
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed?
Christ, I don't know. I'm not much of a jumper.
does it snow where you live?
No.
if yes, do you go sled riding?
What, in the ragweed pollen? No.
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled?
No, dammit!
do holidays make you festive?
Not particularly, though I'll have occasional flashes of festivity. I'm assuming you mean the commercial holidays- my pagan ones are a lot of fun.
magazines you subscribe to?
None. In the past- Astronomy, Rolling Stone, Green Egg...
do you read the supermarket tabloids?
Just if I'm in the check-out line by myself.
how do you treat people you are attracted to?
What a silly question; even if I treated them badly would I admit it?
what do you want for your birthday this year?
Tie-dye, stuff off my Amazon wish list, world peace.
have you ever egged or TP'ed somebody's house?
No.
has someone ever egged or TP'ed yours?
No.
do you still go trick or treating?
No.
have you ever worked in a supermarket or restaurant?
Yeah, both. I had a couple of checker girl jobs, and several waitress jobs in my early years of employment.
what color is your bedspread?
Is that the sheet (kinda purple-eggplant) or the comforter (medium blue with white stars)?
do your eyes change colors?
Yeah.
what color are they now?
I can't see them. Either green, blue, or grey with a bit of brown.
do you believe that we walked on the moon?
I think astronauts did, yeah.
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan?
Craptacular.
do you live by yourself?
Nope.
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher.
I really can't recall; probably your typical pseudo-dykish gym lady.
what was your first date like?
Nerve-wracking! It was a guy I worked with at McDonald's; that should tell you all you need to know.
did you go/are you going to the prom?
I went, yes. It was... unremarkable.
do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night?
Not because of their color; if I got nervous it would depend on where I was.
spit out a random song lyric for me.
And so the conversation turned, until the Sun went down...
who does the chores around your house?
We share. Isn't that nice?
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school?
Uh, no.
do you drive?
Yes.
has anyone ever called you a bitch?
Not to my face. Well, probably my brother when we were kids.
has anyone ever called you an asshole?
Same as above.
are you a bitch/asshole?
I'm sure I have my moments, but not generally.
what's your religion?
Wicca.
do you try to force it on other people?
Uh, no.
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they've been saved, yet you think that doesn't count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch?
Hmm, issues much? No.
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at?
What's the best preposition to end a sentence with? Probably Jeffrey's, though there are places I'd rather eat.
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax?
Yeah, when I was house sitting for a friend. I watched it. *shrug*
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX?
Boffing, though it's more slang than code. Know [him/her/them] Biblically, also.
do your clothes match?
Match what? Probably not.
what are you wearing right now?
Sorta sage-green jeans, a dark-blue Dave Matthews Band t-shirt, combat boots, wedding ring, pentacle necklace, small gold hoop earrings. Black socks. White undies with li'l blue flowers on them.
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes?
No. I was a klutz.
did you have a bike with a banana seat?
Yeah.
could you ride it?
Eventually.
have you lived in the same house your entire life?
Gods, no. We moved almost every year.
what's the weirdest thing you've lived next to?
Thing? I lived next to some Mormons, but they were not things.
do you think miss cleo is full of shit?
*shrug* Probably.
