OK. Some very trusted friends of mine all told me this story on seperate occasions, and the facts pretty much lined up. However, keep in mind that these are faire people ;)
The big Faire that I do in San Bernardino is a big deal. We have a tendancy to get movie and television stars (Ah-Nold used to show up dressed as a monk). When ST:TNG was being filmed, the cast used to dress in garb and hang out. There is an amusing story about how they sank a boat in the lake (our faire used to be around a lake; now it is beside it). But that's another story. We are dealling with one cast member in particular.
Evidently this was after Wil was starting to appear in Teen Beat and all those other boi mags... in other words, he was starting to think he was da man with the ladies, and became quite arrogant and a twit to boot.
One weekend (we have tons of parties during the off hours, and sometimes the security would look the other way for people who are "guests of a guild") Wil got baked-- completely blotched out of his mind. And was striking out with every woman he was making the moves on...
So he's evidently going back to actor's camp. And bumps into a tree... which has a knothole that is located in the right height. The guy proceeds to whip his member out, and humps the tree! He then either left or passed out by the tree (that part I'm not remembering right), oblivious to the fact that he had an audience. And from what my friends told me, he had no memory of what he did the next morning and couldn't understand why people were giggling when he would walk up.
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The story on how to please a tree:
Date: Aug. 18th, 2004 02:32 pm (UTC)From:The big Faire that I do in San Bernardino is a big deal. We have a tendancy to get movie and television stars (Ah-Nold used to show up dressed as a monk). When ST:TNG was being filmed, the cast used to dress in garb and hang out. There is an amusing story about how they sank a boat in the lake (our faire used to be around a lake; now it is beside it). But that's another story. We are dealling with one cast member in particular.
Evidently this was after Wil was starting to appear in Teen Beat and all those other boi mags... in other words, he was starting to think he was da man with the ladies, and became quite arrogant and a twit to boot.
One weekend (we have tons of parties during the off hours, and sometimes the security would look the other way for people who are "guests of a guild") Wil got baked-- completely blotched out of his mind. And was striking out with every woman he was making the moves on...
So he's evidently going back to actor's camp. And bumps into a tree... which has a knothole that is located in the right height. The guy proceeds to whip his member out, and humps the tree! He then either left or passed out by the tree (that part I'm not remembering right), oblivious to the fact that he had an audience. And from what my friends told me, he had no memory of what he did the next morning and couldn't understand why people were giggling when he would walk up.
so that's how you please a tree ;)