pardon me

I'm sure the emotional outpouring is plentiful in LJ land this morning, but allow me this. ( Read more... )

How is this possible?

So, I didn't bring lunch today. I hopped on the scooter and went to the nearest fast food place which happens to be a Wendy's. I was all ready to get my usual (the mandarin chicken salad) when I saw on their menu the mushroom swiss burger! Joy and rapture! I love a mushroom swiss burger. And even better, when I get it to my desk I discover that not only does it have lettuce on it, which many MSBs fail to have, but there's also bacon! MSB with crunchy lettuce and bacon- I love all of these things!

And yet... it sucked. It was drowning in some sort of thin, vaguely mayo-related stuff that just ruined it for me. It didn't have much of a flavor, but what was there was weird and chemical and just foul. It soaked the bacon which made it limp and sad. I am so disappointed.