Random D&D silliness

Character considering putting himself through a process that will give him augmented abilities. DM says "you can get enhanced scent." Smart-ass comment: "can we get him with new car smell?"

Character dies, but is resurrected, leading to a discussion of the afterlife.
"What was it like?"
"Oh, it was great, everything was made out of kittens."
"Everything? What about chairs? Did you squish the kittens?"
"Nah, they were giant kittens."
"What about cars?"
"You rode giant kittens."
"What about clothes?"
"Everyone was naked."
"Ew, I don't want to go to that heaven."
"But everyone looked good. And all the food tasted great, but had no calories."
"What was the food made out of?"
"Soylent kittens."