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Jan. 14th, 2005
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Jan. 14th, 2005 10:04 pmI’m watching a show on tornadoes. Every time they mention a number (cost of damage, number of people killed) I cried “but tell me how much that is in football fields!!” because science shows are always measuring things in football fields. Or schoolbuses.
Equipping the average D&D adventurer:
“I want a waterskin.”
“Do you want it filled or unfilled?”
“Can I have it filled with my choice of beverage?”
“Yes, as long as your choice is water”
“But what if I don’t want water? What if I want Sprite?”
(patiently) “The you would need to buy a Sprite skin.”
Equipping the average D&D adventurer:
“I want a waterskin.”
“Do you want it filled or unfilled?”
“Can I have it filled with my choice of beverage?”
“Yes, as long as your choice is water”
“But what if I don’t want water? What if I want Sprite?”
(patiently) “The you would need to buy a Sprite skin.”
