Huzzah! Tif does not have ass disease! Also known as giardia, they mined the relevant effluvia and tested it this very afternoon, and ass disease is history.
However, the lab report came back regarding her patchy bits. It was negative for ringworm, but the vet has decided that she's still pretty sure that's what it is. Possibly a new strain, who knows.
So.
We've been sent home with a shampoo that we're supposed to lather kitten up with and allow to sit for
Ten!
Minutes!!!
and then there is this sulfur dip we're supposed to douse her with. Please pray for me.