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A personal goal from a friend's journal, because this rocks:

... [I wanna] counter self-consciousness with positive, non-catastrophic thinking, because few things really require [this] sort of panic-- "the cougars are not eating your babies"...

Of course, to make this more personal, I will need to change it somewhat...

"the cougars are not eating your husband"
"the cougars are not eating your students"
"the cougars are not eating your stash"
"the cougars are not eating your cats"
"the cougars are not eating your hot tub"
"the cougars are not eating your Honda"
"the cougars are not eating your zesty enjoyment of cunnilingus"
"the cougars are not eating your Pan statue"
"the cougars are not eating your tie-dye collection"