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Dec. 5th, 2003 10:41 amThis is all kinds of wrong. At least some of the locals have the grace to admit that their town is distressingly backward.
Dec. 5th, 2003
DH seldom gets his parents anything, and *never* sends his grandparents even a card for x-mess. They all seem to put up with it, but it's been driving me crazy. So since DH is a photographer I suggested he take some pictures and send them... you know, put them in a frame made of dried macaroni, parents love that shit.
Well, somehow this ballooned into him and I and my brother and his boyfriend going to Jacque Penney for family portraits. It has been suggested that a tie-dye t-shirt would not be appropriate. In fact, Brö wants us all to wear all black and have a black background, which I plan to veto (though hub likes the idea, no surprise to anyone who's met him- but then he also suggested the 'Under the Sea' motif). Hub also thinks I should wear the big boobie bra because it's 'slimming'. When I bitched that I had to wear make-up, he offered to wear some too.
Yes, a strange family we have.
I haven't gotten gussied up to have my picture taken in years. This is going to be very weird.
Well, somehow this ballooned into him and I and my brother and his boyfriend going to Jacque Penney for family portraits. It has been suggested that a tie-dye t-shirt would not be appropriate. In fact, Brö wants us all to wear all black and have a black background, which I plan to veto (though hub likes the idea, no surprise to anyone who's met him- but then he also suggested the 'Under the Sea' motif). Hub also thinks I should wear the big boobie bra because it's 'slimming'. When I bitched that I had to wear make-up, he offered to wear some too.
Yes, a strange family we have.
I haven't gotten gussied up to have my picture taken in years. This is going to be very weird.
