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It's gonna be a long day. One of my co-workers seems to be in an especially LOUD mood today, blathering to anyone who walks near her. Another has a cough so bad she can barely speak- this is a call center; go home for fuck's sake! I'm glad to have headphones, but I obviously can't wear them when I'm taking a call.

I also forgot my lunch. I'm ready to go home now.

Did I mention they haven't gotten around to giving me my pay increase that was due this month? My boss is looking into it, which I appreciate, but it shouldn't need looking into in the first damn place. Is it almost 7:30pm yet?

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This doesn't seem inaccurate...

( Which Red Dwarf guy are you? )

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What would we do without the Sunday Night Sex Show?

I would not know to avoid the grape-scented butt plug, or the gerbil-shaped anal probe, that's what.

For extra points, fill in the blank:

_________ is to women what Viagra is to men.

A. Vasoplex
B. Climatique
C. Vasotique
D. Ham