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2 good witch quotes
Oct. 13th, 2003 06:20 pmFrom Futurama:
Leela [as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz]: Why did you bring us here?
Mom [as the Wicked Witch of the West]: I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice baked barf bags! Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted, you little skank?
Leela: And live here, and be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people, and not just dance around at the Equinox.
Mom: Absolutely!
Leela: Oh, Mommy, I've found my true home!
From the TopFive.com book:
If the FDA really cared about everyone, they would make children wear nutritional labels so witches could make healthy food decisions as well.
Leela [as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz]: Why did you bring us here?
Mom [as the Wicked Witch of the West]: I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice baked barf bags! Because I've always wanted a daughter to love. You want to get adopted, you little skank?
Leela: And live here, and be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people, and not just dance around at the Equinox.
Mom: Absolutely!
Leela: Oh, Mommy, I've found my true home!
From the TopFive.com book:
If the FDA really cared about everyone, they would make children wear nutritional labels so witches could make healthy food decisions as well.
