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So I'm sitting in bed browsing on the laptop, and lean back. A few seconds later, I reach up to brush my hair back, and an unopened condom falls out of my hair and into my hand.
You might be thinking there was one on the shelf on the headboard that made its way onto my head somehow, but you are WRONG- my head made a condom and gave it to me. I will name it Minerva. Now to work on making head-diamonds. *nnnngggggggggg*
You might be thinking there was one on the shelf on the headboard that made its way onto my head somehow, but you are WRONG- my head made a condom and gave it to me. I will name it Minerva. Now to work on making head-diamonds. *nnnngggggggggg*
