[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
Only the one (dancing gives me hives); that would be a fellownaked ahem, named Rick. Not the Rick who is my dad or my brother. This guy was a lot of my firsts. He works for UPS in California now. Nice guy.
[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No, and I'd kill to find that guy. This was in or around 5th grade in Richardson TX (about 1980) and his name was John Clark, and he was the first of many nerds I fell in love with. He introduced me to Dungeons and Dragons. I don't even know if he knew I liked him.
[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
A shot of tequila on my 21st birthday. Nasty stuff.
[4] What was your FIRST job?
Baskin-Robbins ice cream jockey.
[5] What was your FIRST car?
A 1979 Pontiac Catalina, V8, one of the first cars with cruise control. That thing was bullet-proof. I kept it until 2000 or so too; I loved that big bastard.
[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
People don't generally text me. I think Stevie texted me Tuesday.
[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Eric.
[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Hell, I don't know, that was a million years ago.
[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Um... I think to Albuquerque. No, it had to be before that, but I'm not sure.
[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
I don't recall; we moved every year or so when I was growing up. Waah.
[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
I managed to avoid sports entirely. I was in marching band. Fuck you, it was fun!
[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
It was with a bunch of Camp Fire girls (do they still call them Blue Birds?) in a small suburb of Dallas called The Colony.
[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Eric.
[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
You know, I think it was Mark and Sheena's wedding- I was the officiant. I've never been a part of a wedding in any other capacity other than that. Maybe people are repelled at the thought of me in a bridesmaid's dress. Frankly, so am I.
[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Probably the usual draining of the proverbial lizard.
[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
W.A.S.P. Shut up.
[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Ears when I was a senior in high school. Hey, I lived in a small town.
[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
Not counting across the border in Laredo, that would be England in 2005. That was a blast!
[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Speeding on my scooter, believe it or not, probably in 1988 or so.
[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I was a shining beacon of goodness throughout my childhood and never went to detention.
[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Texas.
[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Probably David the trumpet player. Damn trumpet players.
[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
Lori when I came to UT. She was a temperamental artist type.
[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I've never been in a limo. No, never.
[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Who knows?
Only the one (dancing gives me hives); that would be a fellow
[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No, and I'd kill to find that guy. This was in or around 5th grade in Richardson TX (about 1980) and his name was John Clark, and he was the first of many nerds I fell in love with. He introduced me to Dungeons and Dragons. I don't even know if he knew I liked him.
[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
A shot of tequila on my 21st birthday. Nasty stuff.
[4] What was your FIRST job?
Baskin-Robbins ice cream jockey.
[5] What was your FIRST car?
A 1979 Pontiac Catalina, V8, one of the first cars with cruise control. That thing was bullet-proof. I kept it until 2000 or so too; I loved that big bastard.
[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
People don't generally text me. I think Stevie texted me Tuesday.
[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Eric.
[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Hell, I don't know, that was a million years ago.
[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Um... I think to Albuquerque. No, it had to be before that, but I'm not sure.
[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
I don't recall; we moved every year or so when I was growing up. Waah.
[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
I managed to avoid sports entirely. I was in marching band. Fuck you, it was fun!
[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
It was with a bunch of Camp Fire girls (do they still call them Blue Birds?) in a small suburb of Dallas called The Colony.
[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Eric.
[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
You know, I think it was Mark and Sheena's wedding- I was the officiant. I've never been a part of a wedding in any other capacity other than that. Maybe people are repelled at the thought of me in a bridesmaid's dress. Frankly, so am I.
[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Probably the usual draining of the proverbial lizard.
[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
W.A.S.P. Shut up.
[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Ears when I was a senior in high school. Hey, I lived in a small town.
[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
Not counting across the border in Laredo, that would be England in 2005. That was a blast!
[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Speeding on my scooter, believe it or not, probably in 1988 or so.
[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I was a shining beacon of goodness throughout my childhood and never went to detention.
[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Texas.
[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Probably David the trumpet player. Damn trumpet players.
[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
Lori when I came to UT. She was a temperamental artist type.
[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I've never been in a limo. No, never.
[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Who knows?