Penises; I mean Penii; I mean Penes

[austin_tycho]

This is another poll generated by nothing more than puerile curiosity. Participation is completely voluntary, and your information will not be sold to any third party. For the record, I have heard all of the following terms used multiple times (though 'doodle' is usually used in a Ned Flanders quote).

[Poll #1415476]

Comments

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

I hate the word 'dick'. 'Cock' sounds yummy. Dick sounds like it hasn't been washed in recent memory, and is nothing I would even consider putting in my mouth, or elsewhere.
And congrats on knowing the correct plural form of 'penis'.

[spottedvasa.livejournal.com]

You echo my feelings exactly.

[starcrossedlady.livejournal.com]

twig and berries as in the penis and testicles in case you weren't sure ;D

[idadebeautreux.livejournal.com]

Once in a while I'll use, "dong."