so we will continue to make babies to share enthusiasm with, and buy useless junk from Toys R Us and 'Aladdin 2' videos to keep the economy going

and of course, there are those of us who cackle wildly at the Joneses, while making cozy warm scarves and cute stuffed animals for our walking gene pools.

and ok, we get the Pirates of the Carribean DVD, but because that was also a kickbutt movie that's fun and twisted for the whole family (evil monkey aside)

;)